A private tumblr for my own uses, mostly related to masturbation and pictures of cats. Not masturbating to pictures of cats, though. My name is Ian, but you can call me Ian, or Gur, or Harold, or Cockface, but I probably will only respond to Ian and Gur, or just GRR. Proud survivor of boarding schools, abuse that I'm dealing with in therapy, college, a backpacking trip across Eurasia that almost got me killed several times, and a veteran of the Coast Guard. I'm pansexual, polyamorous, married, educated, uncircumcised, and constantly horny. I'm also an unprofessional sex councilor, part time therapist to several ninjas, and sport sailor. I'm old enough to know better, and young enough not to care.